Saturday, April 3, 2010

Thirty-Effing-Five

The contents of my fridge are as follows: a gallon of water, a pitcher of iced-tead, ketchup, soy sauce, leftover pasta, an orange, three strawberry yogurts and bottle of Italian dressing. The contents of my wallet: four maxed out credit cards, driver's license, sixty-two cents in nickles and pennies and a movie stub from Hot Tub Time Machine (don't judge it was free).

And so it is. Apparantly my life is where dreams come to die. A friend recently (twenty minutes ago)told me that whenever he talks to me, bad things happen. Happy Birthday to me. Because another candle on this cake is exactly what I need to mark yet another uneventful year.

I'm lookin for a hallelujah!

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